RASCAL FLATTS | SUMMER NIGHTS

ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY INDIAN RUPEE'S to the first person that can spot someone that's not Caucasian in this video.




Hehehe.. suckers.
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DEDICATED TO THE "I GET DRUNK AND RUIN MY LOVE LIFE" GROUP ON FACEBOOK

I want a flask.



Now someone please direct me to the nearest AA meeting..

SASHA FIERCE GRINDS MY GEARS

If you know me well enough you'll already know how big a fan I am of Beyonce Knowles (If you didn't know, now you do) so understand that writing this post wasn't easy! Beyonce is "the hottest chick in the game" and equally as talented. Although, recently she's been starting to piss me off. We all know how Kanye West feels about Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' video and yes, it is a better video than Taylor Swift's (bless her heart) but "one of the best video's of all time" it is definitely not. WAIT WAIT WAIT! Before you stop reading because you're tired of hearing about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift scandal I'll get to the two points I'm trying to make..
1) Her last four videos have been shitty. Well? Haven't they?
  • Single Ladies: Butt.
  • Ego: Kanye West spices it up, but still butt.
  • Diva: Poo.
  • Sweet Dreams: Bit of an improvement.. but for my arguments sake, I'm gonna say its bad.
Is any of this coming way out of left field for anyone? Or does everyone agree that her videos have been dull and repetitive?

2) Beyonce is nostalgic for her glory days in Destiny's Child.
Right???? Did anyone notice the common denominator in all 4 of her recently released music videos? Those two back up dancers! As mean as it is to say, they pretty much serve the same purpose that Kelly and Michelle did when Destiny's Child was together. Dance in the background while Beyonce takes center stage. Beyonce must miss having Michelle and Kelly by her side, but not enough to split the profit of her CD and concert sales..

Moral of the story: If you're in a girl group, don't go solo and make shitty video's because I won't like you anymore.


No I didn't mean that Beyonce I still love you!!!

^^^ But seriously, what the fuck!?!?



^^^ Do more of this, B.

HIP HOP WEDDING | THE DREAM & CHRISTINA MILIAN

Christina Milian and The Dream got hitched..

^^ Hand full of titty. ^^



But what's he looking at?

LIBRA | ZAK SANTIAGO, FLIPOUT, RIZK, MARTINI

This is going to be fun..

Celebrating the birthdays of Zak Santiago (Los Hermanos Libres), Flipout (Those MF's), Rizk (Fortune Sound) and our very own Martini (Dipt, Vancity Original)

Peep the event HERE and click attending!

Wednesday, October 14th at Fortune Sound Club.


SOUND DROP GASHAPON

Let me explain how came to find this piece of Japanese brilliance.

I was listening to La Roux's Bulletproof..



..And for some reason I thought a section of the song sounded a lot like the sound of the Super Mario tube (The noise the tube makes when you press down while you're standing on it)

So, I search my good friend YouTube for "Mario tube sound" and discover this little Tamagotchi lookalike that when pressed, makes the Mario tube noise! Hurrah!



I am aware that the novelty of such toy would wear off within minutes of use.. but I want one anyway. I opted to delve deeper into this world of "Sound Drops" and found all sorts of different sound effects! The Kamehameha from Dragon Ball Z, sounds from the Legend of Zelda and this:

LINDSAY LOHAN'S FRECKLES

Even though Lindsay Lohan is a bit of a douche, I always thought her freckles were unique and beautiful.



Seemingly Proactive doesn't feel the same way.



I think it's important to stay true to yourself and to be strong in who you are. Lindsay, own them freckles, girl!

LOCAL TALENT | SCOTT DECENZO

Local delta skater Scott Decenzo is ripping shit up in the skating world.. Yesterday I walked into work and this is what greeted me beside the counter!



Scooter why didn't you tell me you were the man? ..and whats that? You want to hook me up with some free shit? If you insist...