Juventius, honey-pot, I snatched from you while you were playing
a tiny kiss, sweeter than ambrosia's sweet.
But no way did I get it for free: an hour or longer,
as I recall, you had me nailed on the cross
while I made abject apologies, yet all my weeping
didn't abate your cruelty one jot.
Oh, the instant I'd done it you dabbed your lips with water,
raised a soft hand and knuckled them clean, to ensure
no trace of my mouth should remain, as though expunging
the filthy saliva of some pissed-on whore.
Since then, what's more, you've never quit making my love life
a living hell, tormenting me every which way,
so that soon my poor kisslet turned from sweet to bitter,
ambrosia no longer, but hellebore.
Well, since such is the penalty for my ill-starred passion,
henceforth I will never snatch another kiss!
By Catullus
CHI-TOWN
Am I the only one that hasnt seen this?
How the fuck did they teach that many people that choreography? Gives me goosebumps!!!!
How the fuck did they teach that many people that choreography? Gives me goosebumps!!!!
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#129 Banksy
#128 Camping
#127 Where the Wild Things Are
#126 Vespa Scooters
#125 Bob Marley
#124 Hating People Who Wear Ed Hardy
#123 Mad Men
#122 Moleskine Notebooks
#121 Funny or Ironic Tattoos
#120 Taking a Year Off
#119 Sea Salt
#118 Ugly Sweater Parties
#117 Political Prisoners
#116 Black Music that Black People Don’t Listen to Anymore
#115 Promising to Learn a New Language
#114 America
#113 Halloween
#112 Hummus
#111 Pea Coats
#110 Frisbee Sports
#109 The Onion
#108 Appearing to Enjoy Classical Music
#107 Self Aware Hip Hop References
#106 Facebook
#105 Unpaid Internships
#104 Girls with Bangs
#103 Sweaters
#102 Children’s Games as Adults
#101 Being Offended
#100 Bumper Stickers
#99 Grammar
#98 The Ivy League
#97 Scarves
#96 New Balance Shoes
#95 Rugby
#94 Free Healthcare
#93 Music Piracy
#92 Book Deals
#91 San Francisco
#90 Dinner Parties
#89 St. Patrick’s Day
#88 Having Gay Friends
#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes
#86 Shorts
#85 The Wire
#84 T-Shirts
#83 Bad Memories of High School
#82 Hating Corporations
#81 Graduate School
#80 The Idea of Soccer
#79 Modern Furniture
#78 Multilingual Children
#77 Musical Comedy
#76 Bottles of Water
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada
#74 Oscar Parties
#73 Gentrification
#72 Study Abroad
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the Water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writers Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their Parents
#16 Gifted Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson Movies
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BARBIE WORLD
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Any of my fellow Nicki Minaj fans.. New mixtape dropped the other day from the Mistress!
Here's the link to download: Nicki Minaj - Barbie World
Here's the link to download: Nicki Minaj - Barbie World
EVE'S ON THE WAY!
My loyal dime followers must remember a post from a while ago where I was wondering where she went! New album on the way from Eve. She's back like Jordan!
She mentions upcoming music on her new twitter account.
http://twitter.com/TheRealEve
She's also tweeted a photo of her Minx nails. Big up to Amy at Socialite Nails who hooks me up with mine!
She mentions upcoming music on her new twitter account.http://twitter.com/TheRealEve
She's also tweeted a photo of her Minx nails. Big up to Amy at Socialite Nails who hooks me up with mine!
ASK AWAY
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Sex ruins relationships, right?
If you have it too soon, maybe. Sometimes it's the best way to get over a fight. A good fuck does wonders! Bad sex ruins relationships.
Do you think it’s a bunch of bull shit when people say “I have no regrets"?
To each his own, I definitely have regrets though. If I didn't regret I wouldn't learn.
There's a serial killer inside your house. What do you do?
Call Dexter!
What is the last thing you laughed at?
You had to be there.
What grade is the last person you texted in?
Goes to show a 20 year old shouldn't be writing these notes.
Your ex, what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
He's going to fight in the war
Have you ever told a guy to shave before you kissed him?
My dad! His whiskers hurt.
If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Obama
Did you do anything risky last night?
I ran from a train.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I need to have a plan to answer that question.
Do you slam doors when you're mad?
Like a motherfucker!
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
"Ok so then I inhaled.. and then I exhaled.." Pretty sure my best friends dont need to know EVERYTHING!
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
I never really thought about where I'd be when I was 20. I'm still thinking about where I'm going to be in the next 5-10 years..
Who was the last person you made plans with?
I made plans to move away with Mishelle.
Is anyone protective over you?
My brother, my mother, my father.
Who's the first person that made you smile today?
My mom, breakfast in bed! <3
Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?
They lost me and then lost me again.
Is there someone you will always be attracted to?
There's lots of boys I find attractive. I'm not sure I'll find them attractive when we're 85!
Does the chair you're sitting on have arm rests?
I'm laying in my bed. LAPTOP SICK LIFE.
Tell me the truth, why did you fall for your last ex?
He was perfect to me at the time.
Have you ever dated the same person more than twice?
Yes, shoulda learned the first time!
Do you ever use caps lock?
Only when I REALLY want to emphasize something.
Do you and your ex feel the same way about each other?
No, I don't think so.
Is it important for your boyfriend to make you feel safe?
I love when they make you feel like that!!!! It's not like its part of the job description though, just comes with the territory.
Most meaningful thing said to you today?
"Your brother wanted to beat him up for you"
Are you anyone's first love?
I'm not sure. I care more about being someone's last.
When did you last throw up?
A couple weeks ago after one of Mishelle's parties!
Who came over last?
Kimmy
Do you look people in the eyes when you talk to them?
No! Well, sort of. I have eye contact issues. Eyes are the window to your soul. So personal!!
When was the last time you were told you were beautiful by a guy?
Yesterday
Think of the last guy/girl who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
My mom, without a doubt.
Who was the last person to play with your hair?
My dad. I had really bad back pain.
Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35?
AHHH I DONT KNOW
If the person who recently pissed you off the most apologized would you forgive them?
I'd forgive him.. but it wouldn't change my opinion of him.
If you have it too soon, maybe. Sometimes it's the best way to get over a fight. A good fuck does wonders! Bad sex ruins relationships.
Do you think it’s a bunch of bull shit when people say “I have no regrets"?
To each his own, I definitely have regrets though. If I didn't regret I wouldn't learn.
There's a serial killer inside your house. What do you do?
Call Dexter!
What is the last thing you laughed at?
You had to be there.
What grade is the last person you texted in?
Goes to show a 20 year old shouldn't be writing these notes.
Your ex, what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
He's going to fight in the war
Have you ever told a guy to shave before you kissed him?
My dad! His whiskers hurt.
If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Obama
Did you do anything risky last night?
I ran from a train.
Honestly, are things going the way you planned?
I need to have a plan to answer that question.
Do you slam doors when you're mad?
Like a motherfucker!
Do you tell your best friend EVERYTHING?
"Ok so then I inhaled.. and then I exhaled.." Pretty sure my best friends dont need to know EVERYTHING!
Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you’re at in life now?
I never really thought about where I'd be when I was 20. I'm still thinking about where I'm going to be in the next 5-10 years..
Who was the last person you made plans with?
I made plans to move away with Mishelle.
Is anyone protective over you?
My brother, my mother, my father.
Who's the first person that made you smile today?
My mom, breakfast in bed! <3
Has anyone told you they don't ever wanna lose you?
They lost me and then lost me again.
Is there someone you will always be attracted to?
There's lots of boys I find attractive. I'm not sure I'll find them attractive when we're 85!
Does the chair you're sitting on have arm rests?
I'm laying in my bed. LAPTOP SICK LIFE.
Tell me the truth, why did you fall for your last ex?
He was perfect to me at the time.
Have you ever dated the same person more than twice?
Yes, shoulda learned the first time!
Do you ever use caps lock?
Only when I REALLY want to emphasize something.
Do you and your ex feel the same way about each other?
No, I don't think so.
Is it important for your boyfriend to make you feel safe?
I love when they make you feel like that!!!! It's not like its part of the job description though, just comes with the territory.
Most meaningful thing said to you today?
"Your brother wanted to beat him up for you"
Are you anyone's first love?
I'm not sure. I care more about being someone's last.
When did you last throw up?
A couple weeks ago after one of Mishelle's parties!
Who came over last?
Kimmy
Do you look people in the eyes when you talk to them?
No! Well, sort of. I have eye contact issues. Eyes are the window to your soul. So personal!!
When was the last time you were told you were beautiful by a guy?
Yesterday
Think of the last guy/girl who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
My mom, without a doubt.
Who was the last person to play with your hair?
My dad. I had really bad back pain.
Do you think you will be married by the time you are 35?
AHHH I DONT KNOW
If the person who recently pissed you off the most apologized would you forgive them?
I'd forgive him.. but it wouldn't change my opinion of him.
LOLA MONROE | NICKI WANNABE?
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Rapper Lola Monroe (formerly known as model Angel Lola Luv)
She's clearly gorgeous, but talented? Eh. After listening a few tracks, her flow is sounding a lot like Nicki's. But worse.
Here's Lola talking about her and Nicki's beef(?) sounding to me like a pampered princess trying to act like she's hard. "I'm not really into the industry bullshit. I'm in it to win, make good music and all that" What's she even talking about? To me, it seems like she's playing up this beef and using it to gain some notoriety for herself. Looks like its working because I'm talking about her right now!
I tried to find a clip, article, anything, of Nicki talking about Lola. No dice. Lola is spending a heck of a lot of time talking about Nicki though...
Lola Monroe:
From what I've heard she's mediocre, but if you want to find out for yourself listen to her "Lola Monroe Chronicals" tape.
I mean, really!?!?
She's clearly gorgeous, but talented? Eh. After listening a few tracks, her flow is sounding a lot like Nicki's. But worse.
Here's Lola talking about her and Nicki's beef(?) sounding to me like a pampered princess trying to act like she's hard. "I'm not really into the industry bullshit. I'm in it to win, make good music and all that" What's she even talking about? To me, it seems like she's playing up this beef and using it to gain some notoriety for herself. Looks like its working because I'm talking about her right now!
I tried to find a clip, article, anything, of Nicki talking about Lola. No dice. Lola is spending a heck of a lot of time talking about Nicki though...
Lola Monroe:
"I don’t do the Barbie thing… that’s her thing. I really don’t agree with it, that’s basic. It doesn’t make sense to me because first off, you’re basically saying I’m jacking somebody who has never been known to have their style all throughout their career. She’s never been set to have her own style. It’s always been set to say she’s jacking Lil’ Kim to Foxy [Brown] and now Lil’ Wayne. So how can I be jacking somebody or using somebody’s style if they never been known to have their own style. That part never made sense. That’s one. Another thing, it kind of comes from Wayne is in the foundation of my music and what I’ve listened to him for years and years. So you can hear his styles in my music. And you know, that’s her mentor and that’s somebody whom she’s under and so she’s known to sound like Wayne. That’s all they say about her now. I believe the similarities may have come from that but besides that, I have my own style, I have my own lane. She does what she does, ya feel me?"
From what I've heard she's mediocre, but if you want to find out for yourself listen to her "Lola Monroe Chronicals" tape.
I mean, really!?!?
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